A Real Little Jokker

My mother's cousin was talking about her son's wedding and asking Pat if he was there.

Pat: "When was the wedding?"

Connie: "Nine years ago. Were you in Alyssa's life then?"

Pat: "No, not if it was nine years ago"

Max: "Well I certainly wasn't in her life then either!"

We all burst out laughing, Max included. We hadn't even realized he was following the conversation!