Random Max Awesomeness

Auntie Meli (in reference to Max's moves on the dance floor last Sat night): "Max, who knew you could dance so well?"

Max: "No one!"

Max (while I pushed him "high like the sky" on the swings as he giggled): "I feel it in my penis!!!"

Me: "Max why were you misbehaving tonight?"

Max: "Mommy, let's talk about it"

Me: "Yes, let's. Why the bad behaviour?"

Max: "I try to listen all of the time, but sometimes I lose my patience"