Modern Day Problems

I was making Max a peanut butter sandwich to bring to a friend's house for a play date. He asked me if his friend might be allergic to peanuts. The following is the conversation they had:

Max: "Henrik, are you allergic to peanuts?"

Henrik: "No, I'm not"

Max: "That's really good"

Henrik: "I know"

On cocktail etiquette

Max, on asking me questions about a work cocktail I was at

Max: "Mommy, tell me what goes on at your work parties"

Me: "I walk up to people and say hi, I'm Alyssa, what is your name?"

Max: "And if they know you, they come closer?"

Me: "Yes."

Max: "And what else Mommy?"

Me: "And there is music playing, and food and I had a glass of wine. That's all"

Max: "It was a short party tonight"

On 21st Children

Brooklyn (holding her vtec Genius Fun): "Mommy, don't touch my laptop, agreed?"