On Marriage

Me: "Max are you coming into daycare to say hi to Delphine?"

Max (big sigh): "She's going to want to kiss and hug me..."

Me: "Well yes, she misses you"

Max: "Two girls want to marry me; Sophya and Delphine"

Me (laughing): "That's true honey"

Max: "I can't control that"

Me: "Max!"

Max: "What? It's true!"