What I want to be

Me: "Max, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Max: "Guess!"

Me: "A firefighter?"

Max: "Oh no way- I don't ever want to be in a fire!"

Me: "A doctor?"

Max: "OMG no! I don't want to see blood!"

Me: "A teacher?"

Max: "And repeat the same thing over and over again? Boring!"

Me: "So what would you like to be Max?"

Max: "I want to be someone who runs all over the place"

Me: "So you want to be a professional soccer player?"

Max: "Yes!"

Me: "What country do you want to play for?"

Max: "Brazil! They are the best!"

Me: "Any other countries?"

Max: "Not France, never France; they never win"

Me: "What about Argentina?"

Max: "Yes! yes! I would play for Argentina"

On Cavities

At our annual dental appointment today, Max found out he has 2 cavities. In the waiting room after:

Max (to random woman sitting in waiting room): "I  have 2 cavities and I don't understand why because I eat fruits and vegetables"

Random woman: "That's ok, it happens to all of us. I am here for cavities. Will you tell your daddy tonight?"

Max: "No, I won't tell him tonight, we are separated right now"