On Being A Smarty Pants

While Max was getting changed into his pjs tonight:

Me: "Max, have you taken your underwear off yet?"

Max (doing a little wiggle dance): "Yes! Look! Can't you see my sexy bum-bum?"

Me (laughing): "Oh Max- the girls are going to love you when you are older. We always like the funny guy"

Max: "Eewww..."

Pronunciation is hard when you're 2-yrs old

Brooklyn's favorite Christmas gift is a book called "The Gruffalo" which she asks that we read to her repeatedly. It goes something like this:

Me: "What book would you like to read tonight Brooklyn?"

Brooklyn: "The Fuckalooo!!!!!"

I really need to record her saying it, the intonation and pronounciation are just too cute and funny.