Mister Know-it-all

Max (in the car): "Oh no, it's raining out!"
Me: "No Max, it's actually just the car in front of Mommy getting Mommy's windshield wet"
Max: "Why?"
Me: "Because his tires are wet and they are spraying Mommy's car"
Max: "Because that's just the way it is"
Me: "Who taught you that Max??"
Max: "Noone!"
Me: "You thought of that all by yourself honey?"
Max: "Yes. And I'm not honey"
Me: "Oh, then who are you?"
Max: "I'm Max!"