Max: "Mommy do you have a zizi?" ("zizi" is Quebec slang for penis)
Me: "No, Max, I don't"
Max: "Why?"
Me: "Because I'm a girl, and girls don't have zizi's, only boys"
Max: "Why?"
Me: "Because we have something else.."(this is when I started really wishing the conversation wasn't happening at 6 am on a week day when I had to rush to get everyone ready)
Max: "A small zizi?" (At which point I gave up on the conversation completely and changed the topic!)
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